My daughter and I were lying on my bed talking.
We were having one of our very mature conversations discussing world peace, the State of the Union address, and global warming...or maybe it was "Gossip Girl", the "Rock of Love Bus" and the pros and cons of hair extensions. Very important stuff if you ask me.
Toward the end of the conversation she thrust her foot in my face and with a huge grin said, "Mom, eat my toes."
I looked at her with a straight face and said, "I'm too full."