My son is wearing a shirt box lid on his head.
I have no idea why.
He owns lots of hats.
He looks good in hats.
He prefers box lids.
But only the kind from name brand stores.
The husband has bunched up his swim trunks so they look like a Speedo.
He wants one desperately.
Scientists need to begin work immediately on an antidote for that.
In the meantime we have him in a twelve-step program.
Superhero's, Wrestler's and Olympic Swimmers conduct the meetings.