Apr 2, 2009

Stay in school . . .

Last night was Open House at our school. This kid drew a crown on herself in every picture. Her name is Queeny. No joke.

Three students have healthy body images. Two don't. They think they are Aliens.

One kid thinks he's Elvis.
This one is in counseling.
This is what happens to your body if you eat too many sweets. Works for me.

This is an endangered animal. Probably a good thing.

This is our token Vampire Child.
This one is trying to hide her hamster with a side ponytail. I still see it.

This one is hiding something under his desk.

This one is Gumby's daughter.
This is me. I went a little heavy on the lipstick.

This is the view from my library counter looking out at the hallway. I use a long hook to catch my friends and co-workers as they race by. They love it. I think I see someone belly crawling by my door right now.
This is where I sit and read stories to the students. Personal favorites of mine are, "There really is a monster under your bed," and "Mom and Dad love your brother more than you," and the best of all is "You and your therapist: a beginners guide". Classics.

This is the library. I have a look - but don't touch - policy. It stays cleaner that way.
Thanks for attending our Open House.

5 comments:

Swirl Girl said...

I love your open houses!! Your commentary is priceless!

I wanna go to that school!

Kat said...

I love a no touch library! How's that workin' out for you?

Teri said...

I love your book titles. Sounds more realistic. We like to mess our kids up this way, too. hehe

Minka said...

I love the way you write, but I don't really believe EVERYTHING.. look and no touch in a library? Otherwise you catch them with that hook of yours? LOL

Julie @ Sweet Chaos said...

FOund your blog thru Nester's linky. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs this morning. Love the comments about the student "bodies".