Come meet the neighbors . . .

This is our neighbor, Mr. Fancypants. People think he's a stuffed shirt because he never waves hello to anyone. I'm sure he would if he had hands.
This is Mrs. Fancypants and their two kids. The Mrs. was born with one human lady leg. People come from miles around to see her. Behind her is one of the curious onlookers lurking in the background.

The Fancypants family caused quite a stir when they moved across the street from us. The homeowners association had to hire a team of Ghostbusters to keep the riffraff out.

It looks like people are just dying to get into our neighborhood.