A Warning to all the children in the world...

When I was a little kid my Mom used to say, "If you keep making that silly face it's going to freeze like that permanently one day."

Mom was right.

When I was a little kid my Mom used to say, "How many times do I have to tell you not to slouch?"

Apparently one more than you did, Mom.

Mom was right.

When I was a little kid my Mom used to say, "One day you won't think wearing Michael Jackson gloves is so cool."

Mom was wrong.

Those are my First Holy Communion gloves.